Now I’m not saying I’m over here shipping turtles or anything but I am saying that if I were it wouldn’t really be that far of a stretch at this point.

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Yes, I know I’m goin’ to hell in a leather jacket,
At least I’ll be in another world while you’re pissin’ on my casket x
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and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”



Julian went from Professional Twyttor to Amatueure Twyttor.

This man is 35 years old

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Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

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Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk

So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know

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Okay. Three, two, one… go!

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the rise of the enterprise.

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